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Postby LBJackal » Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:18 am

My sig would be:

"Yo' ass caint git out backwards. You've got'ta go forward t' go back......... betta' press on"

Oh yeah, and can't forget: "Loaiza iz da shiznit"

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Postby Madison » Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:23 am

LBJackal wrote:Oh yeah, and can't forget: "Loaiza iz shit"

:-b


That looks a little more like it :-B . Sorry, I couldn't resist taking a shot at that 4.77 era. :-D

The season isn't over just yet though. ;-)
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Postby Nomar4prez » Fri Jul 09, 2004 5:15 pm

Wow, I am having WAY too much fun with this.

Lyrics from my favorite song by Big and Rich : "Rollin;"

Charley Pride was the man in black
Rock 'n' roll used to be about Johnny Cash
Hey, what do you think about that
I'm a crazy son of a bitch
But I know I'm gonna make it big and rich
Yeah, I'm gonna let it rip

Translated:

Charley Pride wuz da dude in ebony
Rock 'n' roll 'esploited t' be about Johnny Cash
Hey, whut do yo' ass think about dat
I is some whack boy o' some bizatch
But I know I is gonna make it big-ass an' rich
Yaih, I is gonna let it rip
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Postby CrazyPooja90 » Fri Jul 09, 2004 6:33 pm

Star Spangled Banner

Original:

Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?



Translated:
Oh, say kin yo' ass spot by da dawn's early-like light
Whut so's proud-like we hailed at da damn twilight's last glaimin'? Whose broad
stripes an' bright stars thru da puh'ilous fight,
O'a' da damn ramparts we watched wuz so's gallant-like straimin'? An' da damn
rocket's red glare, da bombs burstin' in air,
Gave proof through da damn night dat our flag wuz still dair.
Oh, say duz dat stah'-spangled banna' yet wave
O'a' da damn land o' da damn free an' da damn crib o' da damn brave?
"I'm going to meet the greatest umpire of all, and he knows I'm innocent."

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Postby pomplona's finest » Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:05 am

my sig

...damn straight...
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Postby thetongueofire » Mon Jul 12, 2004 1:57 am

since ive already said it a billion times in English, i thought i'd try somethin new-

What a ripoff. dair be no such shit as some clutch hitta'.
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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