Favourite dumb movie: "S.I.C.K." - Serial Insane Clown Killer. I swear to God, I could make a better movie than this. They have it at Blockbuster, I dare one of you guys to rent it. The cover makes it look like a decent cheesy horror movie, but you can tell that's where all the money from their budget went.
"Jack, will you call me, if you're able?"
"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."