in order to qualify as a mullet, the hair in the back must be at least three times as long as the hair on any other part of the head. this would disqualify morris and maybe some of the other guys from this competition.
Amazinz wrote:Piazza used to sport an awful mullet. Thankfully it's gone now.
It was better than that "bleach blonde" experiment he attempted with the Mets, though.
Yeah I wasn't crazy about that either but I preferred it to the mullet.
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