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Postby Bukoski77 » Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:43 am

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of
breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that said,

"This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign saying,"This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he is expected to make a full recovery.
"Son we would like to keep you around here but were trying to win a pennant this year."
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Postby Madison » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:45 am

LMAO! :*) :-b :-D

That's great! ;-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:19 pm

lol
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:38 pm

LOL Great one. ;-D :-D
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Postby Flockers » Wed Jul 07, 2004 2:18 pm

True dat! :-b
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:20 pm

:-B ...LMAO.... ;-D
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