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Postby irishdude103 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:59 pm

12 pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father, ‘‘what's the 6-pack for?'' The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for
March, one for.....''
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Postby blankman » Tue Jul 06, 2004 8:04 pm

I think this has been posted here before, but still good :-b
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Postby irishdude103 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 8:07 pm

blankman wrote:I think this has been posted here before, but still good :-b

ah my bad
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Postby irishdude103 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 8:09 pm

how about this one

1st time Irishman at a Baseball Game

A Irish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Irishman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"
A third batter hits a slam and again the Irishman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"
The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Irishman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Irishman, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."
After this explanation the Irishman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"
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Postby blankman » Tue Jul 06, 2004 8:15 pm

a good one. I have 5 balls though 8-o
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Postby irishdude103 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:42 pm

blankman wrote:a good one. I have 5 balls though 8-o
:-? wow i though my three balls were weird :-b .
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Postby blankman » Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:08 pm

irishdude103 wrote:
blankman wrote:a good one. I have 5 balls though 8-o
:-? wow i though my three balls were weird :-b .


I believe you have 5 balls too. Look under your name ;-)
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Postby irishdude103 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:27 pm

blankman wrote:
irishdude103 wrote:
blankman wrote:a good one. I have 5 balls though 8-o
:-? wow i though my three balls were weird :-b .


I believe you have 5 balls too. Look under your name ;-)

lol
now i see where ur coming from
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Postby Madison » Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:46 pm

I've got 5 normal balls, and then a really big black and blue one. 8-o Guess I should see a doctor, huh? Lol. :-b

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Postby Tavish » Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:02 am

All this ball talk, I would be remiss if I didn't pull out the classic elephant joke.

What do you do to a elephant with three balls?



You walk him and pitch to the rhino.
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