A Funny Joke

[irishdude103]

12 pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father, ‘‘what's the 6-pack for?'' The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for
March, one for.....''

[blankman]

I think this has been posted here before, but still good

[irishdude103]

I think this has been posted here before, but still good

ah my bad

[irishdude103]

how about this one

1st time Irishman at a Baseball Game

A Irish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Irishman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"
A third batter hits a slam and again the Irishman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"
The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Irishman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Irishman, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls."
After this explanation the Irishman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"

[blankman]

a good one. I have 5 balls though

[irishdude103]

a good one. I have 5 balls though

wow i though my three balls were weird .

[blankman]

a good one. I have 5 balls though

wow i though my three balls were weird .

I believe you have 5 balls too. Look under your name

[irishdude103]

a good one. I have 5 balls though

wow i though my three balls were weird .

I believe you have 5 balls too. Look under your name

lol
now i see where ur coming from

[Madison]

I've got 5 normal balls, and then a really big black and blue one. Guess I should see a doctor, huh? Lol.

Good jokes. Oldies, but goodies.

[Tavish]

All this ball talk, I would be remiss if I didn't pull out the classic elephant joke.

What do you do to a elephant with three balls?



You walk him and pitch to the rhino.