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Postby wkelly91 » Wed Jul 07, 2004 10:00 am

donut wrote:since he weighs 400 pounds, fatolo colon should have to listen to jose lima sing the national anthem 400 consecutive times while i fondle lima's wife's breasts 400 times. ;-)


How about Lima listens to Rosanne Barr sing the national anthem and be forced to fondle her 8-o :-P
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Postby blankman » Wed Jul 07, 2004 10:08 am

The Jury wrote:Derek Lowe should be sold to the Yankees if he keeps this up O:-)


Maybe the Yankees single A team could take him. He's useless to the big club ;-)
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Postby delux_247 » Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:14 pm

Jeff Bagwell should be forced to throw with his left hand until he can hit a ball out of the infield. Wait a sec.....that might be an improvement.....Nevermind.
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Postby matmat » Wed Jul 07, 2004 2:15 pm

delux_247 wrote:Jeff Bagwell should be forced to throw with his left hand until he can hit a ball out of the infield. Wait a sec.....that might be an improvement.....Nevermind.


Jeff Bagwell should be forced to bat with a 3 foot spike-chair until he starts hitting lefries

Bartolo Colon should be forced to only be allowed to drink water and not allowed to eat for n days following his start, where 'n' is the number of Earned Runs he gives up

Sidney Ponson should be painted green and forced to pretend he is an ogre

Mike Mussina should be kicked in the butt every time he bends over to deliver the pitch if he has given up a hit on the previous pitch.

Shawn Green should have to do 50 additional lifts for every ground-ball he hits
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Postby ajgnydc722 » Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:58 pm

matmat wrote:
delux_247 wrote:Jeff Bagwell should be forced to throw with his left hand until he can hit a ball out of the infield. Wait a sec.....that might be an improvement.....Nevermind.


Jeff Bagwell should be forced to bat with a 3 foot spike-chair until he starts hitting lefries

Bartolo Colon should be forced to only be allowed to drink water and not allowed to eat for n days following his start, where 'n' is the number of Earned Runs he gives up

Sidney Ponson should be painted green and forced to pretend he is an ogre
Mike Mussina should be kicked in the butt every time he bends over to deliver the pitch if he has given up a hit on the previous pitch.

Shawn Green should have to do 50 additional lifts for every ground-ball he hits


lmao :-b
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Wed Jul 07, 2004 4:05 pm

matmat wrote:Bartolo Colon should be forced to only be allowed to drink water and not allowed to eat for n days following his start, where 'n' is the number of Earned Runs he gives up


LOL :-b
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Postby Pablo975 » Wed Jul 07, 2004 7:45 pm

Austin Kearns and Josh Beckett should be forced to watch nothing but reruns of "The Golden Girls" every day during the offseason to cure them of their mysterious hand/blister problems.

Course, that Rue McClanahan was kinda of a looker......


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