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Postby ajgnydc722 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:45 pm

proncis wrote:Barry Zito should have his guitar taken away until he starts to resemble a suitable starting pitcher


You're much more patient than I am. I would crack it over his head. }:-)
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Postby RoxSox8 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:43 am

ajgnydc722 wrote:Shawn Green should be kicked in the crotch 250 times as a reminder of his .250 batting average.


LMAO :-D
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Postby The Jury » Tue Jul 06, 2004 9:12 am

Jason Giambi being forced to take a glance at what's left of his gonads after all those pills is punishment enough for him !+)
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Postby warrick95 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 10:44 am

ajgnydc722 wrote:
proncis wrote:Barry Zito should have his guitar taken away until he starts to resemble a suitable starting pitcher


You're much more patient than I am. I would crack it over his head. }:-)


Or we could just take his Jessica Simpson CDs away. He's getting way too soft.
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Postby ajgnydc722 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:10 am

warrick95 wrote:
ajgnydc722 wrote:
proncis wrote:Barry Zito should have his guitar taken away until he starts to resemble a suitable starting pitcher


You're much more patient than I am. I would crack it over his head. }:-)


Or we could just take his Jessica Simpson CDs away. He's getting way too soft.

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Postby wkelly91 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:22 pm

Chipper Jones should be forced to listen to a loop of Yankee fans chanting "Larry...Larry...Larry" eight hours per day for every day he has been batting under .290 !+)
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Postby slomo007 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:24 pm

wkelly91 wrote:Chipper Jones should be forced to listen to a loop of Yankee fans chanting "Larry...Larry...Larry" eight hours per day for every day he has been batting under .290 !+)


He's slowly getting better, try not to jinx it! ;-7 :*)
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Postby The Jury » Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:49 pm

Derek Lowe should be sold to the Yankees if he keeps this up O:-)
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Postby donut » Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:49 pm

since he weighs 400 pounds, fatolo colon should have to listen to jose lima sing the national anthem 400 consecutive times while i fondle lima's wife's breasts 400 times. ;-)
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Postby The Jury » Wed Jul 07, 2004 9:09 am

donut wrote:since he weighs 400 pounds, fatolo colon should have to listen to jose lima sing the national anthem 400 consecutive times while i fondle lima's wife's breasts 400 times. ;-)


Lima's anthem was quite alrite ;-D
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