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Players in need of severe punishment!

by The Jury » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:02 pm

I wonder if we can get this thread rolling... :-D

:-D

Derek Lowe should have to shower at the same time as Kaz Tadano next time Lowe puts in a performance like that last game...

Bartolo Colon should have to put on the catcher's gear and get into the crouch...

[quote:4fef447375="Geek"]The odds of the AL MVP coming from the American League are looking pretty good.[/quote]

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by CubsFan7724 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:04 pm

Nomar needs to get smacked around like a naughty Catholic school girl and start hitting. I waited 2 months for this!?!

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by warrick95 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:06 pm

I'm going to twist Reyes' hammy if he doesn't start stealing soon. No need for a good hammy if you ain't gonna run.

Though that doesn't really matter at this moment, because I've been starting Hairston (4/4 tonight, 2/3 in the first leg of the doubleheader :-)

:-)

;-D

:-D

)

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by Surfs up » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:07 pm

Reyes can't steal first. he looked ugly tonight first couple of times up.

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by The Jury » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:09 pm

Randall Simon should lay the bat to Kip Wells' weiner to get him on track :-D

:-D

[quote:4fef447375="Geek"]The odds of the AL MVP coming from the American League are looking pretty good.[/quote]

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by The Jury » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:13 pm

Andruw Jones should have his "u" changed back to the normal "e" since he hasn't been playing well enough to have a special name :-?

:-?

[quote:4fef447375="Geek"]The odds of the AL MVP coming from the American League are looking pretty good.[/quote]

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by ajgnydc722 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:15 pm

Shawn Green should be kicked in the crotch 250 times as a reminder of his .250 batting average.

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by blankman » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:20 pm

ajgnydc722 wrote:Shawn Green should be kicked in the crotch 250 times as a reminder of his .250 batting average.

Or, 1/4 of a time ;-)

;-)

250 would be much more entertaining though ;-D

;-D

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by proncis » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:41 pm

Barry Zito should have his guitar taken away until he starts to resemble a suitable starting pitcher

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by DaQ » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:44 pm

Due to the recent lack of production, Craig Wilson needs the most horrific punishent known to mankind...a haircut.

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