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Postby The Jury » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:02 pm

I wonder if we can get this thread rolling... :-D

Derek Lowe should have to shower at the same time as Kaz Tadano next time Lowe puts in a performance like that last game...

Bartolo Colon should have to put on the catcher's gear and get into the crouch...
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:04 pm

Nomar needs to get smacked around like a naughty Catholic school girl and start hitting. I waited 2 months for this!?!
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Postby warrick95 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:06 pm

I'm going to twist Reyes' hammy if he doesn't start stealing soon. No need for a good hammy if you ain't gonna run.

Though that doesn't really matter at this moment, because I've been starting Hairston (4/4 tonight, 2/3 in the first leg of the doubleheader :-) ;-D :-D)
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Postby Surfs up » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:07 pm

Reyes can't steal first. he looked ugly tonight first couple of times up.
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Postby The Jury » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:09 pm

Randall Simon should lay the bat to Kip Wells' weiner to get him on track :-D
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Postby The Jury » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:13 pm

Andruw Jones should have his "u" changed back to the normal "e" since he hasn't been playing well enough to have a special name :-?
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Postby ajgnydc722 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:15 pm

Shawn Green should be kicked in the crotch 250 times as a reminder of his .250 batting average.
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Postby blankman » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:20 pm

ajgnydc722 wrote:Shawn Green should be kicked in the crotch 250 times as a reminder of his .250 batting average.


Or, 1/4 of a time ;-) 250 would be much more entertaining though ;-D
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Postby proncis » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:41 pm

Barry Zito should have his guitar taken away until he starts to resemble a suitable starting pitcher
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Postby DaQ » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:44 pm

Due to the recent lack of production, Craig Wilson needs the most horrific punishent known to mankind...a haircut.
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