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Postby Andy1234 » Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:47 am

A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, and your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

Nicklaus replied, "The holes are numbered."
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Postby eftda » Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:26 am

Andy1234 wrote:A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, and your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

Nicklaus replied, "The holes are numbered."


LOL ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:05 am

:-B ....lol....
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England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
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Postby Tavish » Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:09 am

Arnold Palmer was asked if he had any golf tips for golfers.

Palmer answered, "I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser." ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:48 am

Arnold Palmer and Stevie Wonder are talking about golf...and Stevie tells Arnold that he is a scratch golfer...Arnold thinks that is impressive and wants to wager a $1,000 that he can beat Stevie....Stevie responds..."sure I'll take that bet...what night you want to play"..... :-B
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England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
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Postby Madison » Mon Jul 05, 2004 2:55 am

Some good ones. ;-D
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:47 am

Those are great. ;-D This isn't going to turn into the next WA thread is it? :-? :-D
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Postby kentx12 » Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:05 pm

funny as hell. ;-D
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Postby blankman » Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:51 pm

;-D
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Postby blankman » Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:52 pm

;-D (some more post padding, until I figure out the exact number for General Manager)
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