Super GM wrote:
#8 realizes too late that he should not have taken Christopher Reeves advice about that new slide technique...
Jason - "Thank you lord for allowing me to pitch on the road this blessed day."
Charles - "Damn, why couldn't we be playing in the friendly confines."
Apodaca - "The grass is so pretty and green...how do they get it so green? I wonder what grass is made of? Do they use green dye? I'll have to ask the grounds crew about that."
Pat shocks the home crowd into silence as he unleashes an orgasmic bellow which rocks the stadium...who knew he loved hitting home runs so much.
#47's pregame stretches sometimes get him heckled, but he doesn't mind since nobody knows who he is or how to pronounce his name.
Mohr probably shouldn't have taken those two hits of acid before the game, finding himself in OZ skipping down the yellow brick road. Fans swear they heard him call out Dorothy's name more than once.