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Re: Can you come up with a caption?

Postby fezzik » Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:18 pm

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#8 realizes too late that he should not have taken Christopher Reeves advice about that new slide technique...

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Jason - "Thank you lord for allowing me to pitch on the road this blessed day."
Charles - "Damn, why couldn't we be playing in the friendly confines."
Apodaca - "The grass is so pretty and green...how do they get it so green? I wonder what grass is made of? Do they use green dye? I'll have to ask the grounds crew about that."

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Pat shocks the home crowd into silence as he unleashes an orgasmic bellow which rocks the stadium...who knew he loved hitting home runs so much.

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#47's pregame stretches sometimes get him heckled, but he doesn't mind since nobody knows who he is or how to pronounce his name.

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Mohr probably shouldn't have taken those two hits of acid before the game, finding himself in OZ skipping down the yellow brick road. Fans swear they heard him call out Dorothy's name more than once.
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Re: Can you come up with a caption?

Postby ironman » Mon Jul 05, 2004 4:50 pm

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In yet another scheme to pinch pennies, Carl Pohlad is having his players' physical exams conducted by opposing teams.

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"Man I knew Eckstein was short but WOW!"


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Constant sneezing fits at the plate had caused Pat Burrell to strikeout frequently, but now thanks to Allegra he's doing much better.

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Never mind that he hated the number 47, or that the team's tailor ran out of letter patches and he was forced to wear 2 vowels and 13 consonants on his back. Jimmy was in "The Show" now, and for one brief moment that was all that seemed to matter.

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"I don't care if it does keep you limber! If you're gonna your Riverdance routine during calisthenics then go off and do it in deep right field away from the rest of us!"
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Re: Can you come up with a caption?

Postby wrveres » Mon Jul 05, 2004 5:46 pm

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ok, but make it quick while nobody is watching ...


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so thats where Chad Tracy and Nick Punto went at it ..?


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AHHHHHHHH, thank you Chad Tracy!!!


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all you sickos better stay away from me or i'll slap you ..


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Keep your filth away from me Chad Tracy, I've seen Karate Kid ...
Wax On- Wax off mo-fo ...
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Postby matmat » Tue Jul 06, 2004 7:03 am

eftda wrote:I found this one on yahoo ;-)Image

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Postby Super GM » Sat Jul 10, 2004 9:14 pm

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Oh god, no, I can't stop! Mommaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

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And they told me drinking would be easy!

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Ouch! I didn't know this was Wrigley Field!

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I believe I can fly..........ouch, I just hit reality!

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Get off me dude! I ain't gay! :-D
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