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Postby stomperrob » Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:27 pm

Pablo975 wrote:I always liked Dennis Millers' take on aliens.

Basically, he finds it hard to believe they can travel light years to Earth dodging comets, black holes, and supernovas......but those New Mexico power lines are a real bitch to navigate through, aren't they?

He also implores them to PLEASE....stay out of our asses. There is nothing in there that will help you and your dying planet of Romuloid VII find women or water......

Lol - love his take on it! :-D
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Postby DK » Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:35 pm

You want to see proof of life outside of earth? There's already some on earth. Just look at Al Sharpton. Do you honestly believe that man was created within light years of Earth?

On a serious note, didn't they find evidence of life on Mars? Water or something like that?
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Postby matmat » Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:44 pm

DK wrote:You want to see proof of life outside of earth? There's already some on earth. Just look at Al Sharpton. Do you honestly believe that man was created within light years of Earth?


he and don king came over on the same saucer. :-D
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Postby DK » Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:45 pm

matmat wrote:
DK wrote:You want to see proof of life outside of earth? There's already some on earth. Just look at Al Sharpton. Do you honestly believe that man was created within light years of Earth?


he and don king came over on the same saucer. :-D


No, Don King was a normal child. His hair came over on that saucer and infiltrated his brain. :D
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Postby Bukoski77 » Wed Jun 30, 2004 3:40 am

Madison wrote:Could it be that we just don't hear about the intelligent people that are abducted? ;-7

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Lol, best quote and funny thread................

Intelligent people are just too smart to tell anyone about it after they are abducted :-D .



Love the D.Miller remark about lightspeed, blackholes, supernovas, etc................
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