You gotta read this. Some african guy, 7-11 tall is draft eligible. His language was supposed to be extinct! It's not April Fool's Day, I checked twice.
That is hilarious. His native language is Hottentot? lol
"Because he's exactly 7-foot-11, I'm already talking to the people at 7-Eleven and they might want him to endorse their new cheesy hot dog."
As for the arc on his shot, Sefu echoes a comment made by one high-profile analyst about potential top-five pick Andre Iguodala: "He's not a great shooter, but he shoots a good ball."
This is the best one:
He's never shot a free throw, according to Sefu. But the scout insists, "He can't be much worse than Shaq."
"He's certainly not polished, but the kid's clearly a freak -- and I mean that in a positive way," Sefu says.
Sefu is not sure if Kudu will be willing to block shots, despite his height.
"He's a very sensitive guy, and he might not want to hurt the feelings of those playing with him," he says.
"But I think it's safe to say that we all speak the language of basketball," Sefu says. "Even though Chimezie has been playing all his life with a ball made out of fused sheep's testicles."
He's never shot a free throw, according to Sefu. But the scout insists, "He can't be much worse than Shaq."
Sefu is not sure if Kudu will be willing to block shots, despite his height.
"He's a very sensitive guy, and he might not want to hurt the feelings of those playing with him," he says.
"But I think it's safe to say that we all speak the language of basketball," Sefu says. "Even though Chimezie has been playing all his life with a ball made out of fused sheep's testicles."
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These are my favorites! This has got to be the biggest bs that was ever published
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by cwebb » Thu Jun 24, 2004 6:02 am 
