ive got some more examples of "bias"...
Queen Mary having bottom scraped Sounds painful.
NJ judge to rule on nude beach Remind me to never be in his courtroom.
Child's stool great for use in garden Stinky!
Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editorsWell she would know, wouldn't she? Lol.
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again Stranded on third again, huh?
Organ festival ends in smashing climax I don't want to talk about someone's organ.
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one Ouch. Wonder what the kid did?
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killingGuess those screams fixed the problem.....
House passes gas tax onto senate Bet they blamed the dog.
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan Soft dead bodies stink, so I hope rigor has set in
Two convicts evade noose, jury hungThey jury should be hung. All the evidence is right there and they let the convicts go.
William Kelly was fed secretary Couldn't let him starve, could they?
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted Yep, smack them around a little .
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water The rest live on land
Farmer bill dies in house Tragic anytime a farmer dies.
Kids make nutritional snacksComing soon from Lector Snacks Inc.
Typhoon rips through cemetery; hundreds deadJust not buried anymore.
Chef throws his heart into helping feed needyWell I guess if they are hungry enough.....
Man struck by lightening faces battery chargeKeeps going, and going, and going.....
Juvenile court to try shooting defendantsFinally! Definitely no more repeat defendants
Reagan wins on budget, but more lies aheadHe's a politician. What did you expect?