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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:26 pm

stomperrob wrote: I don't watch golf.


I don't watch golf either....but if you want a good Sunday afternoon nap.... ;-D
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England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
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Postby Urge » Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:47 pm

irishdude103 wrote:
Urge wrote:Berman and Fox's Van Earl Wright bug the hell out of me. Stuart Scott gets on my nerves sometimes too.

Stuart Scott, amn i love that guy he is hella funny


Maybe the first 1,000 times you hear one of his catch phrases.

Cool as the other side of the pillow.
Can I get a witness from the congregation?
Representin'.
Rock me Amadeus.
Hear the drummer get wicked!
He's got his mojo workin'. (or just plain MOJO!)
Don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.
Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good!
Wow! That one's as hardcore as the Wu-Tang Clan on steroids!
Gettin' his freak on! (or ...his schwerve on!)
Break him off something proper. (or ...off a little somethin' somethin')
You better recoginize.
Got more flavor than Kool-Aid and cocoa.
Boo-yah!
He treats him like a dog. Sit. Stay.
Just call him butter cuz he's on a roll.
I play my enemies like a game of chess.
[Gangsta/pimp] slaps...
It's my world. You're just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut.
I like the way you work it. No diggity.
Call him carwash cuz he's automatic.
That must be jam cuz jelly doesn't shake like that.
Show me the money!
I rock the party that rocks the body.
He must be the bus driver cuz he was takin' him to school.
Like a man smoking at a gas station, he was about to blow up!
Let me clear my throat.
I put the bat up on that pitch, and I hit, I hit, I hit.
Michael, Michael, Michael, can't you see. Sometimes your threes just hypnotize me.
You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the heck up outta here.
Gotta go, gotta go...
On and on, on and on...
It's all about the Benjamins.
It's your world, kid. The rest of us just payin' rent.
Straight butta!
I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot.
They call him the Windex Man cause he's always cleaning the glass.
Who 'dat? It's just my baby's daddy.
Top of the food chain!
Gettin' jiggy with it.
The Lord said 'You've got to rise UP!'
You're not my daddy!
Oh no he di'int.
Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down. Open up shop.
Check if you're bleeding...cause you just got tagged!
He's 'Livin' La Vida Loca'!
Don't playa hate, congratulate.
I'm feeling you, Tiger. I am FEELING YOU!!
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Swoosh me!
Peace!!
I ain't mad at ya. Got nothin' but love for ya.
Aye, Papi, I did not know you could do it like that.
Call me big daddy when you back that thing up.
The Sooooooool Train!
He completes the pass to the DB. One problem: he's on the other team.
I ain't sayin' nothin', but that ain't right.
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Postby irishdude103 » Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:49 pm

Urge wrote:
irishdude103 wrote:
Urge wrote:Berman and Fox's Van Earl Wright bug the hell out of me. Stuart Scott gets on my nerves sometimes too.

Stuart Scott, amn i love that guy he is hella funny


Maybe the first 1,000 times you hear one of his catch phrases.

Cool as the other side of the pillow.
Can I get a witness from the congregation?
Representin'.
Rock me Amadeus.
Hear the drummer get wicked!
He's got his mojo workin'. (or just plain MOJO!)
Don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.
Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good!
Wow! That one's as hardcore as the Wu-Tang Clan on steroids!
Gettin' his freak on! (or ...his schwerve on!)
Break him off something proper. (or ...off a little somethin' somethin')
You better recoginize.
Got more flavor than Kool-Aid and cocoa.
Boo-yah!
He treats him like a dog. Sit. Stay.
Just call him butter cuz he's on a roll.
I play my enemies like a game of chess.
[Gangsta/pimp] slaps...
It's my world. You're just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut.
I like the way you work it. No diggity.
Call him carwash cuz he's automatic.
That must be jam cuz jelly doesn't shake like that.
Show me the money!
I rock the party that rocks the body.
He must be the bus driver cuz he was takin' him to school.
Like a man smoking at a gas station, he was about to blow up!
Let me clear my throat.
I put the bat up on that pitch, and I hit, I hit, I hit.
Michael, Michael, Michael, can't you see. Sometimes your threes just hypnotize me.
You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the heck up outta here.
Gotta go, gotta go...
On and on, on and on...
It's all about the Benjamins.
It's your world, kid. The rest of us just payin' rent.
Straight butta!
I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot.
They call him the Windex Man cause he's always cleaning the glass.
Who 'dat? It's just my baby's daddy.
Top of the food chain!
Gettin' jiggy with it.
The Lord said 'You've got to rise UP!'
You're not my daddy!
Oh no he di'int.
Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down. Open up shop.
Check if you're bleeding...cause you just got tagged!
He's 'Livin' La Vida Loca'!
Don't playa hate, congratulate.
I'm feeling you, Tiger. I am FEELING YOU!!
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Swoosh me!
Peace!!
I ain't mad at ya. Got nothin' but love for ya.
Aye, Papi, I did not know you could do it like that.
Call me big daddy when you back that thing up.
The Sooooooool Train!
He completes the pass to the DB. One problem: he's on the other team.
I ain't sayin' nothin', but that ain't right.

ok maybe he does use them a few times but i still like the guy
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