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Postby Andy1234 » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:02 am

An 80 yr. old man who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club. He went to the Club for the first time to play, but was told there wasn't anybody he could play because they were already out on the course. He repeated several times that he really wanted to play.
Finally, the Assistant Pro said he would play with him and asked how many strokes he wanted for a bet. The 80 year old said "I really don't need any strokes as I have been playing quite well. The only real problem I have is getting out of sand traps." And he did play well. Coming to the par four 18th they were all even. The pro had a nice drive and was able to get on the green and 2-putt for a par. The old man had a nice drive, but his approach shot landed in a sand trap next to the green. Playing from the bunker he hit a high ball which landed on the green and rolled into the hole! Birdie, match and all the money!

The Pro walked over to the sand trap where his opponent was still standing in the trap. He said "Nice shot, but I thought you said you have a problem getting out of sand traps?" "I do," replied the old man. "Could you give me a hand?"
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Postby Madison » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:08 am

Lol. :-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:42 am

Very funny. :-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:44 pm

lol
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Postby Super GM » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:52 pm

Pretty funny! :-D ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:18 pm

LOL.... ;-D
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Postby eftda » Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:32 pm

took me 3 shots the other day to get out of a sand trap !+)


good joke ;-D
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Thu Jun 17, 2004 2:25 pm

LOL Good one. ;-D
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Postby LBJackal » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:35 pm

eftda wrote:took me 3 shots the other day to get out of a sand trap


You do sound like you're 47. Do you find velcro shoes a lot faster and easier than those lace-up shoes the youngins wear? :-D
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Postby DK » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:25 pm

LBJackal wrote:
eftda wrote:took me 3 shots the other day to get out of a sand trap


You do sound like you're 47. Do you find velcro shoes a lot faster and easier than those lace-up shoes the youngins wear? :-D


He probably walked 7 miles, uphill, both ways to school every day. :D
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