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Postby josebach » Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:07 am

3 women - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. the bartender asks the brunette "what can I get you?" The brunette replies "a r & c." the bartender, looking puzzled, thinks a little bit and asks "Rum and Coke?" to which the brunette answers with a smile "yup." The bartender then asks the redhead "What would you like?" the redhead replies "a v & c." the bartender a little faster this time replies "a vodka & cranberry?" to which the redhead replies with a smile and a wink... "that's right". Finally, the bartender asks the blonde "What would you like to drink?" And the blonde answers "a 17." The bartender, seriously confused this time gives it a full two minutes before finally giving up and asking "Ok, you got me, what's a 17?" to which the blonde replies "DUH!!!, it's a 7 & 7."
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Postby Madison » Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:28 am

Nice ones. :-b

Blonde jokes are great. ;-D
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Postby Half Massed » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:00 am

Man this is an old thread. That is all.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:35 am

Half Massed wrote:Man this is an old thread. That is all.


I didn't want to start a whole new one, so I just searched for one of Mad's old ones...and there's plenty. He either really likes, or really dislikes, blondes... :-°
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Postby Madison » Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:32 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Half Massed wrote:Man this is an old thread. That is all.


I didn't want to start a whole new one, so I just searched for one of Mad's old ones...and there's plenty. He either really likes, or really dislikes, blondes... :-°


Depends. O:-)
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:50 am

Madison wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Half Massed wrote:Man this is an old thread. That is all.


I didn't want to start a whole new one, so I just searched for one of Mad's old ones...and there's plenty. He either really likes, or really dislikes, blondes... :-°


Depends. O:-)


Now that I look at it, you didn't start this one. There are probably about 5 others that you did, but you are not responsible for this one. Funny thing about blondes is, either they think they have to be dumb because they are blonde or they are dumb because they are blonde. I haven't figured it out yet.
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Postby Coppermine » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:54 am

Madison wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Half Massed wrote:Man this is an old thread. That is all.


I didn't want to start a whole new one, so I just searched for one of Mad's old ones...and there's plenty. He either really likes, or really dislikes, blondes... :-°


Depends. O:-)


Hahhaa, that can be taken in a variety of ways. :-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:52 am

>Subject: Fw: Blonde Painter
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>
> >This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
> >blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
> >decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
> >
> >While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
> >paint a couple of rooms in the house.
> >
> >The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
> >to the task at hand.
> >
> >Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
> >paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
> >floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
> >parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks
> >her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she
> >replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women
> >are dumb, and she wanted to do it, by painting the house. He then
> >asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.
> >
> >She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and
> >it said . . .
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"
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Postby deerayfan072 » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:14 am

How do you drowned a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
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Postby bigken117 » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:04 pm

Two blondes decide they want to cut down their own Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said,

"I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
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