i have two blonde jokes
Theres a blonde woman driving down the middle of a local road, speeding 20 miles over the speed limit...a police officer stops her and says, "what in the world do u think u were doing, woman? You were driving down the middle of the road at 60 miles an hour, the speed limits ONLY 40!"
the blonde replies, "Oh, i have a special licesnce that allows me to do that." she hands him the license, "see?"
"theres nothing special about this license, ma'am." says the police officer, "its just a temporary one"
"look in the top left corner" replies the blonde
the police officer glances at the top left corner and it says 'tear along the dotted line'
Theres a rich blonde in a corvette dirving down a small road near a farm when she spots another blond in a canoe rowing through a feild of hay. She is so angered by this act of stupidity that she stops the car, storms out and yells to the blond, "You are the kind of person that gives us blonds a bad name!!!!!"
the other blond looks up at the first one with a confused expression.
"if i could swim id go over their and drown you!" yells the angry blonde.
"I am free of ALL prejudices, I hate everyone equally." -WC Fields