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THE OFFICIAL BLONDE JOKE THREAD

Postby Andy1234 » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:34 am

A business man got on an elevator in a tall building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T. "

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again answers, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T - - - Sorry, Honey, It's Tuesday."
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Postby Madison » Tue Jun 15, 2004 3:36 am

Lol. :-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:30 am

that is a good one, hey do you mind if i show some friends
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Postby eftda » Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:50 pm

lol stupid hot... really hot... VERY hot blondes
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Postby Andy1234 » Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:50 pm

irishdude103 wrote:that is a good one, hey do you mind if i show some friends
It's not my joke, I borrowed it from someone else to show all my freinds at the cafe, so show away. Even if it were my joke I wouldn't care.
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Postby irishdude103 » Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:03 pm

Andy1234 wrote:
irishdude103 wrote:that is a good one, hey do you mind if i show some friends
It's not my joke, I borrowed it from someone else to show all my freinds at the cafe, so show away. Even if it were my joke I wouldn't care.

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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Jun 15, 2004 6:03 pm

LOL..... ;-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Tue Jun 15, 2004 6:34 pm

c'mon guys.. stop pickin on blondes :-D

goodone tho ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Wed Jun 16, 2004 11:47 am

Sorry to hijack but here's another blonde joke:


Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.
The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie,
"Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?" "Sure, that sounds great!" said Julie.
"Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.
"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife.
"Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed.
"You painted the whole porch?" "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.

"Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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Postby irishdude103 » Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:42 pm

Lofunzo wrote:Sorry to hijack but here's another blonde joke:


Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.
The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie,
"Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?" "Sure, that sounds great!" said Julie.
"Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.
"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening. "Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife.
"Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door. "I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed.
"You painted the whole porch?" "Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!" The man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.

"Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

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