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Postby matmat » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:17 am

are you saying bartolo is girthy?

I watched him pitch today... he just looks totally lost... he gives up a hit and gets a glazedd-over/deer-in-the-headlights look...
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Postby INKcogKNEEdough » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:37 am

wow THAT guy is FAT


out of shape


AND an embarrassment to pitchers everywhere!!!!!!!



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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:40 am

matmat wrote:are you saying bartolo is girthy?


Not at all...just a physics thing....when a large object (belly) lands over a smaller object (ankle)....the smaller object will invarible fail.... :-o

:-b
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Postby Urge » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:44 am

INKcogKNEEdough wrote:wow THAT guy is FAT


out of shape


AND an embarrassment to pitchers everywhere!!!!!!!



signed,


Sid Fernandez


Agreed,

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Postby matmat » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:50 am

DieHardCubbie wrote:Not at all...just a physics thing....when a large object (belly) lands over a smaller object (ankle)....the smaller object will invarible fail.... :-o
:-b


physics. yeah. I know a little bit about that...
i still think that post was made because you wanted to use the word girthy
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Postby donut » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:52 am

Urge wrote:
INKcogKNEEdough wrote:wow THAT guy is FAT


out of shape


AND an embarrassment to pitchers everywhere!!!!!!!



signed,


Sid Fernandez


Agreed,

Rich Garces


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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:04 am

matmat wrote:
DieHardCubbie wrote:Not at all...just a physics thing....when a large object (belly) lands over a smaller object (ankle)....the smaller object will invarible fail.... :-o
:-b


physics. yeah. I know a little bit about that...
i still think that post was made because you wanted to use the word girthy


Are you acusing me of saying he has girth.... :-? .....maybe he is just big boned...but I am not saying girthy.... :-b
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Postby matmat » Sun Jun 13, 2004 3:08 am

DieHardCubbie wrote:
Are you acusing me of saying he has girth.... :-? .....maybe he is just big boned...but I am not saying girthy.... :-b


fine. he is just plump, then.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sun Jun 13, 2004 3:25 am

matmat wrote:
DieHardCubbie wrote:
Are you acusing me of saying he has girth.... :-? .....maybe he is just big boned...but I am not saying girthy.... :-b


fine. he is just plump, then.


LOL.... ;-D
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Postby SuperHippo » Sun Jun 13, 2004 11:03 am

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Colon at the beginning of his career

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Colon last year.

He is listed at 5-11 and 250 on ESPN but I have a feeling he is alot closer to 300

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