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Postby Arlo » Thu Jun 10, 2004 5:29 am

Whaddaya know - our very own Webhamster fancies himself as an investigative reporter! And his (her? Is Hammy male or female, anyway?) first attempt to pick up the first Pulitzer ever won by a rodent sees him digging up the dirt on ... us! :-o

Hammy pries into the pasts and asks about the future plans of the Cafe's founders, and answers such burning questions as where the Cafe was founded (a dingy bar, where else?) what menyak thinks of Kevin Millwood (who?), and why Arlo can't see the sun from his desk.

Squeak! :-D
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Postby wrveres » Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:15 am

just one question?

how many 'clic thrus' do we need to setup our own "free" roto service. with stat tracking and all? ..

Thats the next step. IMO
stats ..
with stats comes tools and games ..
with tools and games comes at least bagboy kinda cash, right?

Lets take down Yahoo .. :-]

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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Jun 10, 2004 8:16 am

Very funny.

This does not change my opinion of hammy though. Can we send the roving reporter out to interview Randal Simon next?

I noticed a while back that a certain Stefan from Austria had reserved the domain "fantasyhockeycafe.com" - any big plans to announce (you know that Lo, Jackal and I will be there) or are you just protecting the brand name?
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Postby eftda » Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:01 pm

Still think we need a ESPN 2 bottom line thing... ;-)
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Postby Madison » Thu Jun 10, 2004 4:14 pm

Great Article! ;-D

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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat Jun 12, 2004 2:04 am

webhamster wrote:Can't I be a duck?


LMAO.... ;-)

Arlo wrote:We did consider printing a few million "I know Arlo Vander" t-shirts and shipping them all over the world, but so far we haven't gotten around to it yet. But hey, we're working on it!


If you ever get around to it....let me know...I can hook you up... ;-)

menyak wrote:Um, no, actually I had no idea about programming, and still don't to this very day.


:-? ...something stinks....smells kinda like Bull S.....the best programer I know...knows nothing about programming....yeah right... ;-)

Great article Hammy....I might have to upgrade you from "rodent".... :-)
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Postby slomo007 » Sat Jun 12, 2004 3:34 am

Great article, thanks for the laughs and info.

How about interviewing the Mods? It's always cool to know more about the people we interact with everyday.
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Postby Madison » Sun Jun 13, 2004 1:23 am

slomo007 wrote:How about interviewing the Mods? It's always cool to know more about the people we interact with everyday.


Interesting idea. ;-D
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Postby wrveres » Sun Jun 13, 2004 2:29 am

DieHardCubbie wrote:Great article Hammy....I might have to upgrade you from "rodent".... :-)


to a blue duck :-)
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Postby Pedantic » Sun Jun 13, 2004 5:59 am

I only believe so much I read on the 'net. ;-7
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