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Postby Madison » Mon Jun 07, 2004 10:47 pm

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street
and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on
but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests
him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world
are you dressed like this?"

The cowboy says, "Well it's like this, Sheriff... I
was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead
asks me to go out to her motor home with her... so I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me
to pull off my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her
skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did. Then she pulls
off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.. so I did. Then
she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says,

"Now go to town, cowboy."

"And here I am."

Blonde Men do exist....
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby irishdude103 » Mon Jun 07, 2004 10:51 pm

:-D nice, lol
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Postby KPucks » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:18 am

hahahahahaha
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Postby acsguitar » Tue Jun 08, 2004 3:28 pm

Funny buy kinda homo in the same way
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Postby ensanimal » Tue Jun 08, 2004 4:59 pm

good one ;-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Tue Jun 08, 2004 6:12 pm

lmao... :*)
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue Jun 08, 2004 9:22 pm

:-° ...good thing I read that whole joke thinking about a blonde cowgirl..... :-B
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Postby moochman » Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:29 pm

Redheads are tricky!
Signed-Blonde cowboy.
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