practical jokes...

[thetongueofire]

if you wanna get some revenge on your "loved ones" this thread might be somewhat helpful

Toilet pranks

Prank 1... An old classic.
Place cling film (plastic wrap) accross the toilet bowl and lower the seat.

Prank 2...
Add a thin layer of Vaseline to the toilet seat. Your victim won't know what it is.

Prank 3...

Wait until you're sure the toilet will remain unused for at least 24 hours.
Get 2 - 3 packets of powdered jello and mix it into the toilet water until dissolved.
Let it set. (The more jello you use the harder it will set)


and if you really wanna freak someone out...

Get some geen jello and mash it up with some tiny bits of balled up lettuce.
Stuff it up you nose.
When someones watching, fake a sneeze all over your hands.

For best effect, eat it


and this one's really simple....

get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish.
Let it dry and place it out to be used.


feel very free to add on pranks of your own. now go ahead and tell me i'm really immature for starting this thread

[irishdude103]

put them 4th of July poppers on seat and let people sit in them before taking a sh#$. It only workers if they don't look down

[irishdude103]

ok sorry, i saw it on TV once

[Kegglers]

In a public stall......

#1 Wipe some peanutbutter on a piece of toilet paper and drop it so it falls to the side of the other stall. Then say "Could you kick that back over here?"


#2 Drop a glass marble and shout "My glass eye! My glass eye!"


Non-stall.....

For a friend who smokes, wipe a this layer of vaseline over the filter tips of their smokes. They'll be able to suck, but won't get anything drom it since the vaseline will catch it all.


Super cruel....

Get a sandwich baggie, find a fresh turd (human or dog) press it under a car handle (the kind you have to lift up) Youl'll be amazed how many times the victim smells their fingers to make sure it's really poop.

[Madison]

Super cruel....

Get a sandwich baggie, find a fresh turd (human or dog) press it under a car handle (the kind you have to lift up) Youl'' be amazed how many times the victim smells their fingers to make sure it's really poop.

Lmao! That's awful!

[wkelly91]

Super cruel....

Get a sandwich baggie, find a fresh turd (human or dog) press it under a car handle (the kind you have to lift up) Youl'' be amazed how many times the victim smells their fingers to make sure it's really poop.

Lmao! That's awful!

Double-LMAO

Here's a few from when I was a kid:

1) Set the slats under a bed so when someone lays down they go to the floor.

2) Put a toothpick behind the "Pull for shower" knob and point the spray nozzle at the unsuspecting victim.

3) Exploding cigarette loads were always fun.

4) I stuck the tube of toothpaste into my brothers brush and squeezed a bead inside the brush. When he brushed his hair he had toothpaste on his scalp