Funny Team Names

[pilambp]

I am looking to compile a list of funny Fantasy Baseball Team names, and hear some of the funnier names that people have used. Most of the funny ones that I have heard have been a play off of one of the players on the team... here are some classics I have seen used, I would like to hear from other people about the funniest names they have seen.


Let's Talk about Sexson
Funky Cole Mussina
Jeter Jeter Pumpkin Eater
Explosive Renteria
Huff the Magic D-Ray
Inge and Purge
Sporting Wood
Keep Rolen Rolen Rolen

[BetterThanRealThing]

Some I have come up with in the past 5 minutes:

Remember the Alomar
Kearns' Carnies
Ventura's Aces
Felicity Bagwell (for all you Austin Powers fans)
A Byrd in Hand
Everything Nen (for all you Bush fans)
Daal's Baallers
It's All Been Dunn
Trading in Bonds

[pilambp]

Also:

Colon Problems
Buehrle Byrd gets the Worm
The Rime of Edgar Martinez
The Randy Winners

[danzjeepn]

I got Wood

[cwebb]

Funky Cole Mussina? Gotta love it!

[pilambp]

Funky Cole Mussina works well because Moose's full name is Micheal Cole Mussina... it's a natural fit!

[MC_Hammer]

Scratch My Ichiro
Spee-Zee-Oh (Yu-Gi-Oh)
WHIPlashed
Is a Duckworth more than a Schilling?
I'll try to think of some more.

[jaronson]

Time To Mo Vaughn

[joshparrish]

Have You Seen My Baseball

[DGroundhog]

I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my Pujols