I'm an Oakland fan and even though it hurts a little, that got a chuckle out of me.
I'll match the Cubs most frequent 1-6 up against the Braves
1. Todd Walker
2. Cory Patterson
3. Sammy Sosa
4. Moses Alou
5. Aramis Ramirez
6. Derek Lee
Granted that Baker switches it up almost every other day, but that however is the most frequent lineup they have used this year. There isnt a Mark Maclemore in there, but its pretty decent.
"Son we would like to keep you around here but were trying to win a pennant this year."