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Postby ensanimal » Thu May 27, 2004 2:50 pm

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then
turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you
to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed,
"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."


hadn't heard this one before...enjoy :-D
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Thu May 27, 2004 3:23 pm

lmao
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Postby slomo007 » Thu May 27, 2004 3:37 pm

That's a great one....thanks for the laugh!
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Postby Madison » Thu May 27, 2004 4:21 pm

A classic. ;-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby KPucks » Thu May 27, 2004 5:17 pm

lol
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Postby la dodgers » Fri May 28, 2004 12:36 am

lol thhhhhhaaaatttttttsss ggggggggggggrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaatttttttt
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Postby thetongueofire » Fri May 28, 2004 7:35 am

lol... never heard this one before. ;-D
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby SaintsOfTheDiamond » Fri May 28, 2004 10:31 am

Never heard that one before. :-D
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Postby irishdude103 » Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:01 pm

Yea that is a pretty good one, but i already heard it
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Jun 07, 2004 7:39 pm

LOL....thats a great one... ;-D
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England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
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