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by Smizzy » Sun May 23, 2004 3:55 am
Bartolo Colon is getting fatter by the second.
Eat a salad bartolo!!!
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by matmat » Sun May 23, 2004 4:04 am
Smizzy wrote:Eat a salad bartolo!!!
yes dear Bart. Eat a salad. make sure you chew on each bite at least 50 times... that way you might actually lose some weight eating...
I'm kinda waiting on the angels to tell him something about that...
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by LBJackal » Sun May 23, 2004 4:34 am
Or he can try parking a bit further away form the stadium, so he can have a longer walk

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by matmat » Sun May 23, 2004 4:50 am
LBJackal wrote:Or he can try parking a bit further away form the stadium, so he can have a longer walk

lmao... I want to know which ball-player said that... was that the yanks that gave this advice or some other team?
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by LBJackal » Sun May 23, 2004 4:57 am
It was the Yanks............and I don't think it was Giambi who made that comment. His advice probably would have been "If you're a fatass, just stop taking steroids and you'll shrink magically over the winter. It worked for me!"
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by matmat » Sun May 23, 2004 5:03 am
LBJackal wrote:It was the Yanks............and I don't think it was Giambi who made that comment. His advice probably would have been "If you're a fatass, just stop taking steroids and you'll shrink magically over the winter. It worked for me!"
now, now.... let's not go throwing accusations at people who took steroids.
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by G-Man » Sun May 23, 2004 12:09 pm
LBJackal wrote:It was the Yanks............and I don't think it was Giambi who made that comment. His advice probably would have been "If you're a fatass, just stop taking steroids and you'll shrink magically over the winter. It worked for me!"
LOL, good stuff

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