What are they thinking?

[wkelly91]

Randall Simon "Where's that sausage"

Raul Mondesi "Step right up, let the bidding begin, and if I like your team, maybe I'll play...maybe"

[blankman]

Moises Alou: "Wait a second - if this bottle has apple juice in it, then what the heck is Aramis drinking?"

[matmat]

johan santana -- they told me to pitch to my defence... my defence ain't workin'

[DK]

Mo Vaughn: "If I can just stand up, I can play."

Tom Glavine: "Who was that masked man that went 9-14 last season?"

Dusty Baker: "I wonder if I can overwork this toothpick, too."

Robb Nen: "Where am I?"

Billy Beane: "Boo Michael Lewis."

Michael Lewis: "Boo Billy Beane."

Joe Morgan: "Boo Moneyball and the idiot who wrote it, Billy Beane."

Bill James: "Dear Jackass..." (Abstract reference)

and, of course:

DK: "I like blue ducks."

[Zito is God]

DK, there was something I have always wanted to ask you.

Is you sig intended to be ironic or is that accidental?

[DK]

DK, there was something I have always wanted to ask you.

Is you sig intended to be ironic or is that accidental?

I like blue ducks.

[KULCAT]

Khalil Greene: "I wonder if people know im white?"

[matmat]

jeff bagwell -- don't make me throw!

m clement -- my facial hair makes me look soo good.

other cubs -- he looks like a goat.