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by **matmat** » Sat May 22, 2004 7:05 pm

feel free to add your own

1. Roger Clemens -- This hitting $**+ is easy.
2. Johnny Damon -- where's my beard? I feel naked!
3. J.D. Drew -- shoot. nothing's hurting. something's wrong with me.
4. Carlos Zambrano --- just one more pitch... he'll take me out after one more pitch
5. Jimmy Rollins -- I'll show that squirt of a manager....
6. Toronto Closer -- Why ME?!?
7. Manny Ramirez -- ***hollow whistling sound***
8. Johnny Estrada -- please don't tip it into me again, please don't tip it into me tonight . . .
9. Marcus Giles -- call for the f&*()+_ ball
10. Vlad Guerrero -- g0shDarn... I'm playing for another AAA team...

by **Zito is God** » Sun May 23, 2004 12:00 am

Griffey - "Not hurt yet? Whoa, better do something about that!"

Michael Young -" How do I do it?"

Colon - "Hope they can't unsign me somehow."

Podsednik - "Its a bird, its a plane..."

Prior - "My ERA is still 0!"

Mussina - "Baby steps."

Randy Johnson - "You're kidding right? Like playing single A ball. *dusts hands*"

Nevin - "Don't dive, just don't dive..."

Enjoy! :-)

by **Madison** » Sun May 23, 2004 12:46 am

matmat wrote:4. Carlos Zambrano --- just one more pitch... he'll take me out after one more pitch

6. Toronto Closer -- Why ME?!?

Lmao!

by **LBJackal** » Sun May 23, 2004 2:00 am

Zito is God wrote:Prior - "My ERA is still 0!"

I guess Prior being on the DL isn't all bad. But for some reason I can't wait until he raises his ERA to 2.50 ;-)

by **eftda** » Sun May 23, 2004 2:46 am

Pedro Martinez: "You looking at me?" }:-)

by **matmat** » Sun May 23, 2004 3:29 am

Juan Gonzalez : my ego hurts. wonder if I can go on the DL with that.

Barry Bonds : throw me a meatball. papa bat is hungry.

Andy Pettite (when staring from under the bill of his cap) : my laser vision will burn your soul!

by **EK711** » Sun May 23, 2004 4:30 am

matmat wrote:Juan Gonzalez : my ego hurts. wonder if I can go on the DL with that.

Rondell White: "I bet Juan could use some company. ;-7

"

Indians Bullpen: "Time to put these kids in their place."

Dusty Baker: "150 pitches and you're crying already?"

by **matmat** » Sun May 23, 2004 4:46 am

EK711 wrote:
Dusty Baker: "150 pitches and you're crying already?"

Jimy Williams -- need new line-up. must confuse opposition by mixing batters!

by **LBJackal** » Sun May 23, 2004 4:49 am

Moises Alou: "Wait a second - if this bottle has apple juice in it, then what the heck is Aramis drinking?"

Tanyon Sturtze: "I can't believe the Yankees actually traded for me!

Derek Jeter: "Man. I really AM over-rated"

Nomar Garciaparra: "I wonder when George is going to send my check for faking an injury all season."

Esteban Loaiza: "OK. Now I'm actually going to try."

Pete Rose Jr: "Well, if I never get good at this game I can just make money by gambling on my own team and writing a book about it"

by **matmat** » Sun May 23, 2004 4:52 am

LBJackal wrote:Esteban Loaiza: "OK. Now I'm actually going to try."
"

yup. he better dam well try.

jason giambi -- damn. my shadow hurts.

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