feel free to add your own
1. Roger Clemens -- This hitting $**+ is easy.
2. Johnny Damon -- where's my beard? I feel naked!
3. J.D. Drew -- shoot. nothing's hurting. something's wrong with me.
4. Carlos Zambrano --- just one more pitch... he'll take me out after one more pitch
5. Jimmy Rollins -- I'll show that squirt of a manager....
6. Toronto Closer -- Why ME?!?
7. Manny Ramirez -- ***hollow whistling sound***
8. Johnny Estrada -- please don't tip it into me again, please don't tip it into me tonight . . .
9. Marcus Giles -- call for the f&*()+_ ball
10. Vlad Guerrero -- g0shDarn... I'm playing for another AAA team...
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll drown because you forgot to teach him to swim.
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