A recent near-death experience has caused me to reevaluate my life and I have created a list to things that I am thankful for this summer (ok, so I exaggerate, it wasn't that "near-death", my wife actually made me sit through an entire season of Sex and the City on DVD - but don't scoff YOU WEREN'T THERE, it was horrible
8 - No Austin Powers movie this summer - whew
7 - Halladay is signed through to 2008
6 - My urine has regained its natural golden hue
5 - The Canacuna doesn't understand baseball so he sticks to the football forum
4 - Moosehead (no, it's not beastiality you pervs, it's a Canadian beer)
3- Nobody reads the Point of View so they do not know that I picked RJ as a "Sell High" candidate
2 - BOOBIES!!
1 - The crack of the bat
Bring on summer, I can't wait!