INKcogKNEEdough wrote::::::die hard jaguar fan hangs head in shame::::
Lol.
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
No, No, No, You all have it wrong, the funniest, and scariest injury was when Posada got slugged in the face by a 70mph toss from 2nd to 1st. That crap was just sick...
noone will be able to convince me that sammy's injury (as claimed by sammy and the cubs) isn't the most off the wall, random, (funny in that sort of an evil way) injury.
I mean, come on... spraining a ligament sneezing? That's too stupid to be made up. . .
that's even worse than brian griese's injury last year... maybe I am confusing players though... wasn't he the one that tripped over a dog? (I mean, tripped over his B.A.L. and hit his head on a rock?)
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Madison wrote:The axe thing in the Jags locker room was completely unbelieveable . Even with all the stupid things that people do, that one definitely ranks right up towards the top.
Madison wrote:The axe thing in the Jags locker room was completely unbelieveable . Even with all the stupid things that people do, that one definitely ranks right up towards the top.
I missed this - what happened?
If I recall correctly, Jags coach Jack Del Rio brought in a tree stump with an axe in it. Sat it in the middle of the locker room and used it as a metaphor for the team "chopping away one game at a time". Something like that.
Anyways, either the kicker or punter (pretty sure it was punter) cuts himself pretty bad on the leg I think messing around with the axe and missed a game.
thehat wrote:Note on Sazaki's injury from last year: the luggage thing was about as truthful as Kent's truck washing injury that turned out to be a motorcycle mishap. In actuality, Sazaki was injured wrestling a la WWE, but the Mariners didn't want this to become public.
Got that from an extremely solid source who is dead on with what he gives me as a rule. And as it turns out, this story has apparently now been confirmed and reported back in Japan from what I understand.
In the immortal words of Johnny Carson, "I did not know that"
"Inconceivable!"
"This word...I do not think it means what you think it means."
Madison wrote:The axe thing in the Jags locker room was completely unbelieveable . Even with all the stupid things that people do, that one definitely ranks right up towards the top.
I missed this - what happened?
If I recall correctly, Jags coach Jack Del Rio brought in a tree stump with an axe in it. Sat it in the middle of the locker room and used it as a metaphor for the team "chopping away one game at a time". Something like that.
Anyways, either the kicker or punter (pretty sure it was punter) cuts himself pretty bad on the leg I think messing around with the axe and missed a game.
Moral of the story? Don't axe, don't tell
I think he missed more than a game. Didnt he cut like a huge slice of his upper leg. I think he was out most of the year. Am I right on this??
"Inconceivable!"
"This word...I do not think it means what you think it means."
Nomar getting hit in the heel during batting practice in early March leading to being out for a minimum of 3 months...that had to be one fast pitch. Should sign that batting practice pitcher.
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by Madison » Wed May 19, 2004 2:04 am 
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. Even with all the stupid things that people do, that one definitely ranks right up towards the top. 
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