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Boudreaux been fishin'

Postby Madison » Tue May 18, 2004 12:47 am

Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa
night
crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big
frog
in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he
decided
to steal dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real
careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him
roun
de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit.
He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get
hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip on his haid,
yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his
baitcan.

Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or his gonna bite
him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib
overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops
into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid
and his body go limp. Wit dat Boudreaux toss dat snake into de
bayou. Den he goes back to fishin'.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.
He slowly look down and dare dat water moccasin was with two more
frogs.
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Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby slomo007 » Tue May 18, 2004 12:50 am

LOL, interesting, but good read. ;-D
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Re: Boudreaux been fishin'

Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue May 18, 2004 3:56 am

Madison wrote:
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa
night
crawlers. He be bout reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big
frog
in his mouf. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so he
decided
to steal dat froggie.

Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real
careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him
roun
de haid. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit.
He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get
hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, had a real good grip on his haid,
yeh.

Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his
baitcan.

Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or his gonna bite
him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib
overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some drops
into de snakes mouf. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid
and his body go limp. Wit dat Boudreaux toss dat snake into de
bayou. Den he goes back to fishin'.

A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe.
He slowly look down and dare dat water moccasin was with two more
frogs.


While that there is pure frontere gibersh...glad you young foulks were around to here it... ;-D
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