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Postby Transmogrifier » Mon May 17, 2004 1:22 pm

Eftda, I get your point, but Clemens hasn't been tied to steroids in the manner that Bonds has. There's a huge difference. If Clemens' personal trainer was indicted, if Clemens was called into a federal grand jury, etc., then I might buy it.

Nonetheless, Clemens is a lying pig.
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Postby Pogotheostrich » Mon May 17, 2004 1:24 pm

Transmogrifier wrote:Nonetheless, Clemens is a lying pig.
What do you mean?!?! Like you have never confused a broken bat and a baseball. ;-7
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Postby josebach » Mon May 17, 2004 1:45 pm

Pogotheostrich wrote:
Transmogrifier wrote:Nonetheless, Clemens is a lying pig.
What do you mean?!?! Like you have never confused a broken bat and a baseball. ;-7


I guess he also confused Piazza as the first baseman. :-)
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Postby Joe Mauer » Mon May 17, 2004 5:24 pm

It's quite simple really. Bonds is RUNNING a steroid business through his personal trainer. He "hooked up" Jason Giambi and Gary Sheffield somewhere along the way. Giambi goes to the Yankees and Clemens is nearing the twilight of his career. Bonds builds his business through mulit-level-marketing and has Giambi or get Clemens on the juice. Clemens says he's going to "retire" at the end of the season, pitches well and the Yankees respect his decision. Then he surprisingly un-retires and now is in the Astros clubhouse marketing the juice.

This is getting out of control! }:-) It's a good thing that top-rate talent LEAVES the Twins and not comes to the Twins by choice, because when all these players on roids like Bonds, Giambi, Shef, Clemens, Prior, Wood, Sosa, Schilling, Pedro, Posada, A-ROD, Chone Figgins, etc are kicked out of baseball the Twins will rule the baseball world! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!! ;-D

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Postby josebach » Mon May 17, 2004 6:01 pm

Joe Mauer wrote:It's a good thing that top-rate talent LEAVES the Twins and not comes to the Twins by choice, because when all these players on roids like Bonds, Giambi, Shef, Clemens, Prior, Wood, Sosa, Schilling, Pedro, Posada, A-ROD, Chone Figgins, etc are kicked out of baseball the Twins will rule the baseball world! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!! ;-D


Then the Twins could play with themselves all day. :-)
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Postby jpbusta » Mon May 17, 2004 6:11 pm

Astros to the World Series! :-D
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Postby swingaway » Mon May 17, 2004 7:05 pm

jpbusta wrote:Astros to the World Series! :-D

you got that right ;-D
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Postby CubsFan7724 » Mon May 17, 2004 7:45 pm

Joe Mauer wrote:It's quite simple really. Bonds is RUNNING a steroid business through his personal trainer. He "hooked up" Jason Giambi and Gary Sheffield somewhere along the way. Giambi goes to the Yankees and Clemens is nearing the twilight of his career. Bonds builds his business through mulit-level-marketing and has Giambi or get Clemens on the juice. Clemens says he's going to "retire" at the end of the season, pitches well and the Yankees respect his decision. Then he surprisingly un-retires and now is in the Astros clubhouse marketing the juice.

This is getting out of control! }:-) It's a good thing that top-rate talent LEAVES the Twins and not comes to the Twins by choice, because when all these players on roids like Bonds, Giambi, Shef, Clemens, Prior, Wood, Sosa, Schilling, Pedro, Posada, A-ROD, Chone Figgins, etc are kicked out of baseball the Twins will rule the baseball world! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!! ;-D

ya you sure picked some sluggers. Sosa, Arod, Bonds, Figgins :-? Figgins gotta be on the roids, i mean look at those massive triple numbers :-D
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Postby Joe Mauer » Mon May 17, 2004 8:06 pm

CubsFan7724 wrote:
Joe Mauer wrote:It's quite simple really. Bonds is RUNNING a steroid business through his personal trainer. He "hooked up" Jason Giambi and Gary Sheffield somewhere along the way. Giambi goes to the Yankees and Clemens is nearing the twilight of his career. Bonds builds his business through mulit-level-marketing and has Giambi or get Clemens on the juice. Clemens says he's going to "retire" at the end of the season, pitches well and the Yankees respect his decision. Then he surprisingly un-retires and now is in the Astros clubhouse marketing the juice.

This is getting out of control! }:-) It's a good thing that top-rate talent LEAVES the Twins and not comes to the Twins by choice, because when all these players on roids like Bonds, Giambi, Shef, Clemens, Prior, Wood, Sosa, Schilling, Pedro, Posada, A-ROD, Chone Figgins, etc are kicked out of baseball the Twins will rule the baseball world! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!! ;-D

ya you sure picked some sluggers. Sosa, Arod, Bonds, Figgins :-? Figgins gotta be on the roids, i mean look at those massive triple numbers :-D


Yeah....thus the sarcasm....was wondering if anyone would pick up on that......btw, I see you are a Homestar Runner fan! Funny website. Off the wall, but very funny! ;-D

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Postby Madison » Tue May 18, 2004 12:04 am

josebach wrote:Then the Twins could play with themselves all day. :-)


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