nmarq8, how do you know he's coming up with "b.s. excuses?" You're not there, you don't know what Bonds is dealing with. Could it be possible that his back spasms are real? Other players have missed games because of back spasms or the flu or other maladies that don't seem worthy of missing a game. If you hate him as much as it looks like, please trade him so we don't have to hear you complain about a guy hitting .360 with 27 r, 10 hr, 22 rbi, and 3 sbs.
In fact, look at Bonds versus Pujols and A-Rod:
Bonds: .360 avg, 27 r, 10 hr, 22 rbi, 3 sb
Pujols: .279 avg, 33 r, 9 hr, 24 rbi, 2 sb
A-Rod: .291 avg, 25 r, 9 hr, 20 rbi, 5 sb
Bonds has them both beat and you're complaining that he's "underperforming."
Roger Angell: I was talking with Bob Gibson and I said: 'Are you always this competitive?' He said: 'Oh, I think so. I got a three-year old daughter, and I've played about 500 games of tic-tac-toe with her and she hasn't beat me yet.'