JETER IS REALLY STINGING THE BALL

[Lofunzo]

For those who didn't know, Jeter is really hitting the ball hard. If you can, buy him low before he really gets going. While he is overrated relative to where he goes, he is still a good FB player. Even Bernie is 2-for-2 so far today.

[Transmogrifier]

Lo, he's probably my least favorite player in all of baseball--well, no, he's number two, behind Clemens--yet I'm trying to get him.