are you done? yes? ok...
i'm gonna go with 22
22 is a LOT more of a stretch than 35 at this time. He's rarely posted a number as low as 22 in his career as it is, much less after getting 11 in the first month and a half.
I'm not saying he's going to hit 35, just that it's not that much of a stretch, but if you are serious about 22, then you are the one who deserves that shamefully obnoxious and asinine all caps laughing fit. Very creative though...
Maybe if you took a moment to recognize that he's practially 1/3 of the way there in 1/6 of a season (hell, actually it has pretty much all been in the last two weeks), you'd know better than to react as if I suggested that when Jose Reyes comes back, he'll lead the league in RBI.