Beltre is a great choice, although I haven't seen too many savvy owners that think he has a snowballs chance of avoiding an massive, obliterating swandive. So they're/we're not interested in buying.
Michael Young/Adam Dunn/Craig Wilson are my choices. None of those guys quite leave the sour taste in your mouth that Beltre does after so many disappointing seasons. You just might be able to get legitimate ballers for them.
Bluto: Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO!
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.