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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Wed May 12, 2004 10:03 am

wrveres wrote:LMAO ..... :-D

I am Dunn with this crow business ;-7


too funny.

Loaiza was pretty predictable.
Nice verse btw Mad.
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Postby Transmogrifier » Wed May 12, 2004 10:14 am

While I doubt this happens, it is possible--possible, though improbable--that Loaiza turns it around.
I'm back. Sorta.

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Postby slappinSingles » Wed May 12, 2004 10:34 am

I got Loiaza and I gotta say, a 2 hit shutout against Tampa Bay isn't something to judge him on. I think that 4+ era is a better indicator. His butt is sitting on the bench till he gets his velocity back.
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Postby Madison » Wed May 12, 2004 11:06 am

LBJackal wrote:He starts off 4-0, including a complete game 2-hit shutout - you say nothing. He loses two games - you write a poem. How sweet.

BTW: "gone" doesn't rhyme with "done" just because they are similarly written. Don't quit your day job :-D


Didn't say anything? Sure I did ;-) . I said that his numbers were ok other than the lack of k's. Even you admitted in that thread that he shouldn't have been 3-0. More like 2-1 or even 1-2. Here's a link to the thread:

http://www.fantasybaseballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=346380&highlight=loaiza#346380

Didn't like my poem :,-( ? Guess I'll just have to try harder next time. Lol. :-D :-b :*)
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed May 12, 2004 11:15 am

Let this be a lesson to all journeymen ballplayers: Do NOT have a career year or you will be reviled and despised :-D .

Lordy how we love the sleepers when they suck and hate them the year after they come through.

I love the poem Madison but LETS GO ESTEBAN!!

(sung to the tune of the Spiderman cartoon theme)

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Throws a pitch - anywhere
Stikes out Yanks just like Rays

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Postby Madison » Wed May 12, 2004 11:29 am

Mookie4ever wrote:Let this be a lesson to all journeymen ballplayers: Do NOT have a career year or you will be reviled and despised :-D .


Lol. :-D Not reviled and despised, just not a believer. :-D

Do yourself a favor Mookie and trade him while you still can. !+)
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Postby planet » Wed May 12, 2004 11:48 am

that was stupid... loaizaville didnt rhyme with anything!!! :-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed May 12, 2004 1:31 pm

Madison wrote:Do yourself a favor Mookie and trade him while you still can. !+)


I'm actually trying to trade FOR him.

Never has a player gotten so much evil ink or poison pixels as Esteban.

I may be able to get him at a discount in my leagues that are populated by cafe patrons.
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Postby LBJackal » Wed May 12, 2004 2:10 pm

Well I'm still a believer !+)

I don't know why he's not getting as many K's - I think that's the one thing people agreed he'd be good for - but he led the league last year so I have to think he'll at lest get his K/9 up to about 6 which is his career average, if not higher.

I know most people were waiting for any opportunity to bash him/me for a bad couple outings, so I'm not surprised or phased. He did have some good games, but "they were against TB, so they don't count" apparently. However bad games against some of the best offenses in baseball (2 vs Toronto, 1 vs B'more) mean that he's going to have a bad year.

Bring on Minnesota! I predict a CG, 2 ER, with 6 K's. BOOYA!
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