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Postby Absolutely Adequate » Tue Mar 25, 2003 6:51 pm

I don't know any except --- Don't make fun of Bill Buckner. He took the 86 series really hard. He even tried to jump in front of a train to commit suicide. Luckily, it went through his legs.

I was hoping somebody else knew some...
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Postby metsfan1969 » Wed Mar 26, 2003 2:07 am

A girl and a boy were both in the fourth grade. The boy came by the girl's house with a baseball and teased the girl, saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a baseball 'cause you're a girl."

The girl went to her mom crying, so her mom bought her a baseball. The boy got pissed off when he saw her with her own baseball.

The next day he came by with a baseball bat and teased her, saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a baseball bat 'cause you're a girl!"

The girl went crying to her mom and she got a baseball bat. The boy got very pissed off again when she showed him her new bat.

The next day the boy came by, pulled down his pants, and said, "I have one of these and you can't go crying to your mom to get one!"

She went crying to her mom and then came out, pulled up her dress and said, "My mom said as long as I have one of these I can get as many of those that I want!"
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Postby Boston Babe » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:41 pm

Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them... people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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Re: Yankee Stamps

Postby eftda » Tue Nov 04, 2003 7:19 pm

Boston Babe wrote:Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them... people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

;-D


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Postby Shitney™ » Tue Nov 04, 2003 7:43 pm

eftda, i see you had to think about that one a few weeks ;-)
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Postby Madison » Tue Nov 04, 2003 8:10 pm

New York Mets - World Champions 2005-2008


That amuses me. :-b Maybe, and I said maybe, 1 year, but not 4 years in a row. :*)
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Postby DK » Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:16 am

Madison wrote:
New York Mets - World Champions 2005-2008


That amuses me. :-b Maybe, and I said maybe, 1 year, but not 4 years in a row. :*)


Here's a joke: Texas Rangers, Champs of the AL West and the World Series behind Cy Young Winner Chan Ho Park! :-b
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Postby eftda » Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:20 am

Shitney™ wrote:eftda, i see you had to think about that one a few weeks ;-)


na man, i just saw it
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Postby Shitney™ » Wed Nov 05, 2003 2:37 pm

eftda wrote:
Shitney™ wrote:eftda, i see you had to think about that one a few weeks ;-)


na man, i just saw it


yea i know, i was just joking..
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