Does Piazza pee on his hands too? LOL. I guess all the non-batting gloves players pee on their hands. If a guy on the Yanks/Cubs breaks their bat, they now know whose bat NOT to use instead. And who NOT to lend their bats to.
"Jack, will you call me, if you're able?"
"I've got your phone number written, in the back of my Bible."
LMAO!!! Perhaps it's a red (yellow?) herring, designed to distract everyone from the steroid issues!! "man, it's not illegal but it is some screwed up crap. George Will is going to be interviewing the 87 strong P team on a special tonight"
"Its the new steroids!!! Is he on it? His hands are a little yellow, he must be peeing!"