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Postby thetongueofire » Fri May 07, 2004 12:18 am wrote:Once upon a time there was once a lady drinking root beer in the park. She absentmindedly rubbed the can, and a genie came out of it. The genie said that she could have one wish, anything that she desired. She always felt bad because she was in high school and was "flat". So she quickly thought of something to ask the genie, "OK, I wish that every time someone apologizes to me my breasts will grow two inches." The genie granted her wish. A few minutes later an American guy bumped into her and said, "sorry," She said that it was OK, and they grew two inches. Then a French lady bumped into her and said, "Pardone moi," She spoke a little French so she new what it meant. She said it was OK, and her breasts grew two more inches. Then when she was in a Japanese restaurant, she bumped into a Japanese chef, "Oh, a million apologies, ma'am" he said.

The next day the headline of the newspapers read as follows:

"Japanese Chef Murdered By Twin Torpedoes"

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Postby Andy1234 » Fri May 07, 2004 4:58 am

LOL, good one. Kind of as dumb wish though, she should have justd picked a size, but then it just wouldn't have been funny.
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Postby Madison » Fri May 07, 2004 11:02 am

Lmao! :-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri May 07, 2004 8:06 pm

If you have to die.... !+)

LOL.... ;-D
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Postby KPucks » Fri May 07, 2004 8:24 pm

DieHardCubbie wrote:If you have to die.... !+)

LOL.... ;-D

yep, there are worse ways. good one ;-D
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