vicram.com wrote:Once upon a time there was once a lady drinking root beer in the park. She absentmindedly rubbed the can, and a genie came out of it. The genie said that she could have one wish, anything that she desired. She always felt bad because she was in high school and was "flat". So she quickly thought of something to ask the genie, "OK, I wish that every time someone apologizes to me my breasts will grow two inches." The genie granted her wish. A few minutes later an American guy bumped into her and said, "sorry," She said that it was OK, and they grew two inches. Then a French lady bumped into her and said, "Pardone moi," She spoke a little French so she new what it meant. She said it was OK, and her breasts grew two more inches. Then when she was in a Japanese restaurant, she bumped into a Japanese chef, "Oh, a million apologies, ma'am" he said.
The next day the headline of the newspapers read as follows:
"Japanese Chef Murdered By Twin Torpedoes"