vicram.com wrote:Once upon a time there was once a lady drinking root beer in the park. She absentmindedly rubbed the can, and a genie came out of it. The genie said that she could have one wish, anything that she desired. She always felt bad because she was in high school and was "flat". So she quickly thought of something to ask the genie, "OK, I wish that every time someone apologizes to me my breasts will grow two inches." The genie granted her wish. A few minutes later an American guy bumped into her and said, "sorry," She said that it was OK, and they grew two inches. Then a French lady bumped into her and said, "Pardone moi," She spoke a little French so she new what it meant. She said it was OK, and her breasts grew two more inches. Then when she was in a Japanese restaurant, she bumped into a Japanese chef, "Oh, a million apologies, ma'am" he said.
The next day the headline of the newspapers read as follows:
"Japanese Chef Murdered By Twin Torpedoes"
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[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
Yes doctor, I am sick. Sick of those who are spineless. Sick of those who feel self-entitled. Sick of those who are hypocrites. Yes doctor, an army is forming. Yes doctor, there will be a war. Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
England's Worcester Canoe Club set the world record for paddling a hand-propelled bathtub. The 25 man team covered a distance of 55 miles, 425 yards in 24 hours on September 28 and 29, 1979.
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