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Postby Andy1234 » Thu May 06, 2004 2:42 pm

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it?"
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Postby Madison » Thu May 06, 2004 3:23 pm

Ewwww......... :-P
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Postby Oat Soda » Thu May 06, 2004 3:40 pm

Madison wrote:Ewwww......... :-P


I'll second that. :-b
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Postby kentx12 » Thu May 06, 2004 7:26 pm

Redneck....... :-D
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Postby LBJackal » Fri May 07, 2004 2:06 am

With NASA, natural gas, the computer industry, and health centers, the one thing Texas does need: a gilette factory :-P
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Fri May 07, 2004 8:03 pm

LBJackal wrote:With NASA, natural gas, the computer industry, and health centers, the one thing Texas does need: a gilette factory :-P


LBJ might be on to something here.... :-?

I have heard of someone having their head up their arse...but in the...... :-P
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