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A Blonde and a Trucker

Postby Madison » Wed May 05, 2004 11:56 am

As a trucker in Wisconsin stops for a red light, a blonde
catches up. She
jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on
the door. The
trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is
Heather and you are
losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and
proceeds down the

street. When the truck stops for another red light, the
girl again catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the
door. Again, the

trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blonde says
brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some
of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens
again. All out of

breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on
the truck door.
The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name
is Heather, and
you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns
green, the trucker
revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this
time, he hurriedly
gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He
knocks on her window,
and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it is
winter and I'm
driving the SALT TRUCK!!"
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby KPucks » Wed May 05, 2004 4:00 pm

haha
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Postby jumpman8288 » Wed May 05, 2004 4:10 pm

haha :-D good one
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Postby shortround_phat2008 » Wed May 05, 2004 4:25 pm

haha, that's hilarius guys.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Wed May 05, 2004 6:49 pm

LOL.... ;-D
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Postby kentx12 » Wed May 05, 2004 8:17 pm

nice ;-D
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Postby NittanyLions » Thu May 06, 2004 3:06 pm

LOL thats pretty good ;-D
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