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Postby Madison » Wed May 05, 2004 11:52 am

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned
to
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially
embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall
asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am,
I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to
get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that
we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby KPucks » Wed May 05, 2004 4:01 pm

ouch. good one :-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Wed May 05, 2004 6:46 pm

LOL....pretty good one...and about how marriage works too.... !+)
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Postby kentx12 » Wed May 05, 2004 8:21 pm

That must have been my wife. :-D
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