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Even Hair Dye Can't Help Blondes

Postby gateman4 » Tue May 04, 2004 11:53 am

A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts
wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes
her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches
makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

DOC SAYS::
"I thought so," he says.
"You have a broken finger."
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Postby ensanimal » Tue May 04, 2004 12:37 pm

HAHA :-B
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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue May 04, 2004 1:17 pm

LOL. Nice one.


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She kicks the car door open...
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Postby KPucks » Tue May 04, 2004 2:39 pm

Good one :-D
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Postby Madison » Tue May 04, 2004 3:05 pm

Lol. :-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby thetongueofire » Tue May 04, 2004 3:19 pm

lol nice one !+)
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Postby NittanyLions » Tue May 04, 2004 3:22 pm

lol thats good :-b
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue May 04, 2004 8:22 pm

LOL....nice one... ;-D
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Postby jeffc_76 » Tue May 04, 2004 8:40 pm

lol, very good
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Postby shortround_phat2008 » Wed May 05, 2004 4:30 pm

that's hilarius where did you get it?
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