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Even Hair Dye Can't Help Blondes

by gateman4 » Tue May 04, 2004 11:53 am

A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts
wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes
her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches
makes her scream.

The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"

She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."

DOC SAYS::
"I thought so," he says.
"You have a broken finger."

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by ensanimal » Tue May 04, 2004 12:37 pm

HAHA

:-B

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by Mookie4ever » Tue May 04, 2004 1:17 pm

LOL. Nice one.

How does a blonde turn on the lights after sex?

She kicks the car door open...

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by KPucks » Tue May 04, 2004 2:39 pm

Good one

:-D

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by Madison » Tue May 04, 2004 3:05 pm

Lol.

:-D

Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....

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by thetongueofire » Tue May 04, 2004 3:19 pm

lol nice one !+)

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by NittanyLions » Tue May 04, 2004 3:22 pm

lol thats good :-b

:-b

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by DieHardCubbie » Tue May 04, 2004 8:22 pm

LOL....nice one... ;-D

;-D

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by jeffc_76 » Tue May 04, 2004 8:40 pm

lol, very good

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by shortround_phat2008 » Wed May 05, 2004 4:30 pm

that's hilarius where did you get it?

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