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Postby Madison » Mon May 03, 2004 4:44 pm

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their
new
wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Oklahoma, and bragged that he
had
told
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed
done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed
and
put away.

The second man had married a woman from Kansas. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean,
the
dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said
the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and
he
could see a
little out of his left eye!

Got to love them Texas Gals!!!!!!!
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Mon May 03, 2004 5:05 pm

wow...thats REALLY funny. good one mad
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yay! sox win!!!
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him and pokey
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Postby NittanyLions » Mon May 03, 2004 5:24 pm

lol thats good. nice find ;-D
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Postby Rubidium » Mon May 03, 2004 5:46 pm

hehe :-D
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Postby KPucks » Mon May 03, 2004 6:27 pm

good one :-D
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Postby kentx12 » Mon May 03, 2004 7:46 pm

Glad my wife is not from Texas. :-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Mon May 03, 2004 7:52 pm

LoL... i think youre from Texas. so, is that in any remote way influeneced by personal experience? :-D !+)
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Postby DK » Mon May 03, 2004 8:29 pm

I've heard this joke about New Jersey women as well. Still a great joke. ;D
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Postby eftda » Mon May 03, 2004 8:43 pm

great Joke
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Postby Madison » Mon May 03, 2004 9:59 pm

thetongueofire wrote:LoL... i think youre from Texas. so, is that in any remote way influeneced by personal experience? :-D !+)


Lol. :-b Nah, I know better than to try to tell her to do anything. !+)
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Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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