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Postby Madison » Mon May 03, 2004 4:39 pm

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the
title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde
for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An
employee of the bank
then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage
and
parks it
there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled. While
you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a
multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000

The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car
for
two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Finally a smart blonde
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Sick of those who are hypocrites.
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Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby frog99 » Mon May 03, 2004 4:42 pm

ill have to remember this...next time im staying in New York.
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Postby KPucks » Mon May 03, 2004 6:29 pm

i think this was posted before. but still a good one.
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Postby kentx12 » Mon May 03, 2004 8:45 pm

lol. cute. ;-D
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Postby Andy1234 » Mon May 03, 2004 8:50 pm

A very nice idea
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Postby M_Zimm » Mon May 03, 2004 9:14 pm

This was posted before but as an Asian man instead of a blonde. Sitll is great though.
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Tue May 04, 2004 1:57 am

Funny Madison..... ;-D
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Postby LBJackal » Tue May 04, 2004 5:41 pm

Yeah I've heard this in an eMail, but it was with an Asian guy. Very funny, and something I'd definately try in real life - once I own a Rolls Royce.
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