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Postby Madison » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:16 pm

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received
a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she
had
slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break
up
with
him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did
what
any
squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and
collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.

He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without)
to his girl friend with the following note:
"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and
send the rest back."


:-D
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Postby KPucks » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:31 pm

thats hilarios ;-D
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Postby DK » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:42 pm

Lmao! :D

Three cheers for the Marines, huh? :D
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Postby NittanyLions » Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:28 pm

LMAO thats great :-b
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Postby Zito is God » Sat May 01, 2004 12:55 am

Lol, thats awesome... ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sat May 01, 2004 2:31 am

LMAO.... ;-D
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Postby jpbusta » Sat May 01, 2004 2:39 am

Good one. :-D :-D
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Postby thetongueofire » Sat May 01, 2004 12:44 pm

haha... :-D
[size=10]Manny Ramirez....$20 million
Pedro Martinez....$17.5 million
Curt Schilling...$12 million (and a $2 million bonus)
Never hearing a Yankee fan chant 1918 again...priceless. [/size]
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Postby jumpman8288 » Sat May 01, 2004 1:46 pm

lol, that was good ;-D
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Postby frog99 » Sat May 01, 2004 2:58 pm

great story, where did you find it?
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