Yankees and Red Sox

[jeffc_76]

There were two men, one was a Red Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan.

These men were both crazy about the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man is a better lover would be her boyfriend.

Both men accepted the challenge.

That night, she had sex with the Yankees fan and the next with the Red Sox fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend.

Shocked and outraged, the Red Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him.

She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

[acsguitar]

Thats a funny joke i like it although your choice of candidate it horrible...Bush is a retard

GO YANKEES...3 in a row now...they arent stopping till next year

[thetongueofire]

how about this one-

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The man answers, "241."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The lady answers, "144."
"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The person answers, "51."
Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,
"GO YANKEES"!!


btw heres another one-

Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain.
On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.
As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top.

Next the Brave fan yells, "I love Atlanta, this is for the Braves," and hurls himself off the mountain.
Suddenly the Red Sox fan yells "This is for everyone," and pushes the Yankees fan off .

[acsguitar]

Come on now lets not pretend like everyone loves the redsox...They are a bunch of pansy ass bums...Theyll blow it again...And your jokes are not funny... Here i have one:

A yankees fan and a redsox fan are sitting in a bar and a girl comes and hits on them...She says ill sleep with which ever one of you is a yankees fan..The redsox fan jumps in and says hey im a yankee fan...so they go have sex...after the sex the red sox fan tell her hey i have two things to tell you...1st I just gave you a nasty STD...The hot chick curses and says ok well whats the other thing..He admits to being a redsox fan so the girl shoots herself in the head cause shes just had sex with the biggest loser ever

[Nomar4prez]

Come on now lets not pretend like everyone loves the redsox...They are a bunch of pansy ass bums...Theyll blow it again...And your jokes are not funny... Here i have one:

A yankees fan and a redsox fan are sitting in a bar and a girl comes and hits on them...She says ill sleep with which ever one of you is a yankees fan..The redsox fan jumps in and says hey im a yankee fan...so they go have sex...after the sex the red sox fan tell her hey i have two things to tell you...1st I just gave you a nasty STD...The hot chick curses and says ok well whats the other thing..He admits to being a redsox fan so the girl shoots herself in the head cause shes just had sex with the biggest loser ever

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[Sox FANatic001]

once again...6-1

[thetongueofire]

once again...6-1