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Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:30 pm

I'd heard this one before but it's still good for a laugh.




A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"

"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron,
what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:24 pm

ahhh...so true :-D ...stupid yankees fans :-D ;-)


on a side note....6-1..... ;-D ;-D ;-D B-)
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Postby Madison » Wed Apr 28, 2004 10:40 pm

Lmao! :-b
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Postby Zito is God » Wed Apr 28, 2004 11:28 pm

Good one, although yanks still are better then the Sox! :-D
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Postby Rubidium » Thu Apr 29, 2004 3:24 pm

Heh, not bad :-b
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Postby thetongueofire » Thu Apr 29, 2004 3:51 pm

LoL... nice one :-D
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Postby jumpman8288 » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:51 pm

The only moron in my family is a Mets fan :-b

Btw ZIG- She's in love with Zito too :-P (just kidding)
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Postby KPucks » Thu Apr 29, 2004 6:32 pm

That's a smart girl.
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Re: Yankees and Red Sox

Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Apr 29, 2004 8:56 pm

Mookie4ever wrote: You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron,
what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."


same can be said for SouthSiders.... :-b

Nice one Mookie... ;-D
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Postby eftda » Thu Apr 29, 2004 10:14 pm

Lol... great joke
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