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Postby Y`s Guy » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:02 pm

I have a buddy who is a Red Sox fan and says that Nixon is strong and will be back very soon. He owns him in two leagues and will not trade him.
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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:13 pm

Now a tart is definitely a small pie.

A tort I believe is a cakey kind of pie.

I'm not sure about that. That's the trouble with a sports forum, no chicks around to answer baking questions.

I still prefer Tort Nixon because it brings the injury into the name as well as the dessert.
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Postby afromangettindrunk » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:16 pm

nixon is a great tough player.

but i dont have him on any of my teams since im not sure when he will be back. plus my DL is already overflowing (nomar, reyes, chipper...)
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Postby Thats NOT Snowflake » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:21 pm

I couldn't disagree more with afromangettindrunk.

I've always thought of Tart Nixon as a cream puff. :-D
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Postby Chopper » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:37 pm

Mookie, it just so happens I have a chef nearby and he tells me that you're referring to Torte Nixon, who is a very rich and tasty little cake made with very little flour. A special batter, if you will.
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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:49 pm

Chopper wrote:Mookie, it just so happens I have a chef nearby and he tells me that you're referring to Torte Nixon, who is a very rich and tasty little cake made with very little flour. A special batter, if you will.


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He may be a special batter but he just comes across as half-baked to me. Ever since Otis "Skeletor" Nixon stopped stealing I've been on a Nixon-free diet and it has worked for me.
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Postby j_d_mcnugent » Tue Apr 27, 2004 4:51 pm

i dont have any smart ass food comments. however, i have heard nixon is progressing well. although he is solid, he isnt that great either. unlike your friend, if someone was giving me anything of value for him i would have traded him away already.
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Postby Lofunzo » Tue Apr 27, 2004 5:02 pm

Nixon is someone that I would rather have on my real baseball team rather than my fantasy team.
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