Tart Nixon

[Y`s Guy]

I have a buddy who is a Red Sox fan and says that Nixon is strong and will be back very soon. He owns him in two leagues and will not trade him.

[Mookie4ever]

Now a tart is definitely a small pie.

A tort I believe is a cakey kind of pie.

I'm not sure about that. That's the trouble with a sports forum, no chicks around to answer baking questions.

I still prefer Tort Nixon because it brings the injury into the name as well as the dessert.

[afromangettindrunk]

nixon is a great tough player.

but i dont have him on any of my teams since im not sure when he will be back. plus my DL is already overflowing (nomar, reyes, chipper...)

[Thats NOT Snowflake]

I couldn't disagree more with afromangettindrunk.

I've always thought of Tart Nixon as a cream puff.

[Chopper]

Mookie, it just so happens I have a chef nearby and he tells me that you're referring to Torte Nixon, who is a very rich and tasty little cake made with very little flour. A special batter, if you will.

[Mookie4ever]

Mookie, it just so happens I have a chef nearby and he tells me that you're referring to Torte Nixon, who is a very rich and tasty little cake made with very little flour. A special batter, if you will.

LOL

Chopper you have just made my "special poster" list.
Honourable mention to Snowflake.


He may be a special batter but he just comes across as half-baked to me. Ever since Otis "Skeletor" Nixon stopped stealing I've been on a Nixon-free diet and it has worked for me.

[j_d_mcnugent]

i dont have any smart ass food comments. however, i have heard nixon is progressing well. although he is solid, he isnt that great either. unlike your friend, if someone was giving me anything of value for him i would have traded him away already.

[Lofunzo]

Nixon is someone that I would rather have on my real baseball team rather than my fantasy team.